Kejriwal jokes

Winter in Delhi

Question: When end winter in Delhi?
Answer: When Kejriwal remove his Muffler.

Doctor Said On Politician Birthday

When Mayavati was born doctor said "मुबारक हो हाथी हुआ हैं".

When Mulayam was born doctor said "मुबारक हो साइकिल भी साथ आया हैं".

When Manmohan Singh was born, Doctor Said "इतना सन्नाटा क्युं है भाई?".

When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said, "मुबारक हो, आपके साथ मज़ाक हुआ है".

And last but not the least just before Kejriwal was born, Doctor Said, "बच्चा बाहर नहीं आ रहा, धरने पर बैठा है..."

Antivirus

An engineer is installing antivirus to Kajriwal system.

केजरीवाल : I hate anti-virus because I don't want any kind of "security"

Corruption

Wife To Kejriwal: I love you Jannu
Kejriwal: Do you really love me.

Wife: Yes
Kejriwal: पहले मैं CBI से जांच कराऊँगा

Honest

केजरीवाल जी का साली जेल में है". Because she arrested for stealing Kejriwal shoes during his marriage ceremony!